Meow everyone, by now most of you all know what i think of the OFL, unions and of course slippery Sid Ryan. While I have not written about the slippery one for a while now, I thought that it was time to bring back into the spot light yet again .
This past week, the Ontario Federation of labor held its annual general convention at their favorite downtown hotel. This hotel should be well known to them and their loyal supporters for this is the same hotel that good ol’ slippery Sid spent thousand of their member dollars housing occupy Toronto organizers while those organizers where busy committing crimes in our city at the park where the occupation was being held. i wonder what the membership would say if they knew what their money was really being used for.
However, this convention served not only to bring together like minded neanderthals looking for any excuse not to actually have to work for a living, it also served another purpose this year.This year, the top three officers of this cult were up for re-election . I use the word election loosely here but more on that later.
The first person i want to showcase of Nancy Hutchinson re-elected as the Treasurer. What good cult would be complete without her smiling face and perfectly styled hair . Clearly, she exemplifies the average worker with perfect hair .
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Next we move onto the number two person at the OFL, our simple friend Irwin Nanda . Irwin really reaches out to the average Joe who has to struggle to make ends meet, with his designer cloths, , thousand dollar shirts and creepy smile.
Of course, what good election would be complete without our good buddy slippery Sid Ryan not being in the picture. Sid is the poster boy for the average Joe, with his three hundred and fifty thousand dollar a year salary, something I am sure every simple worker can relate to his ability to dress himself in designer cloths by labels most doubt he ( Sid ) can even pronounce, let alone spell, and of course his shrill squeak . When Sid speaks, there is no mistaking him for anyone intellectual. Here is Sid in all his plastic glory :
With these three ” re-elected ” for yet another term, there is no question that we are in for some more great if not utterly useless sound bites consisting of drivel laden clap trap, more fist pumping of course because that’s really all they know how to do well. We will see Sid tell us how he hates the so called one percent while he is in the bank line cashing his three hundred and fifty thousand dollar a year pay check . We will see Irwin tell us how the working people of Ontario are so badly off financially, while he flips through the latest fashion brochures looking for designer shirts at a grand a piece. We will also get to see the smiling face of Nancy for another term and will forever wonder how she keeps her hair so perfect. ( pssst, my guess, NON-union made hair spray )
However, One persons who i left out until now is my old nemesis Joel ” the pole ” Duff. Duff, as many may recall was with the CFS until he went over to the OFL. Under Duff’s dictatorship, NO CFS slate ever lost a student union election. So, it makes perfect sense that good ol’ Duff was on hand at these elections as well, I am sure that they went smoothly and that all the ballots where counted and tabulated even before the election process was started. ( in the name of making good use of one time of course ) Hey, Duff, do you have a picture of Sid in your new house yet? If not, may I suggest getting one, and placing in your washroom? ( would make a great toilet seat ) Here is what the duffer looks like for those who really need a good scarey wake up picture to motivate them :
So, to the three re-elected members of the OFL, congratulations. You have given me a few more years of priceless materials and sound bites. Oh and Duff, the next time you wish to go around telling your cronies that it is me taking your pictures, and calling me an asshole, just remember, I am older than you ( and far smarter than you can ever hope to be ) so , that’s MR. ASSHOLE to you .